A man, wanting to earn some money, [?] to hire himself out as a handyman-type and [?] canvassing a wealthy neighbourhood. He [?] to the front door of the first house and [?] the owner if he [?] any jobs for him to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The man [?] "How about 50 dollars?" The man [?] and [?] him that the paint and other materials that he might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, [?] the conversation and [?] to her husband, "Does he realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man [?], "He should, he was standing on it."
A short time later, the man [?] to the door to collect his money. "You're finished already?" he [?]. "Yes," the man [?], "and I [?] paint left over, so I [?] it two coats." Impressed, the man [?] in his pocket for the $50.
"And by the way," the man [?], "it's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."